Let's go over everything, shall we?
Easy. That sexy, sexy mullet-thing is just irresistible.
Let's see, evil (yet stylish) black supervillain robe, or ugly tracksuit? Too close to call.
Everyone knows Kim Jong-Un is a true internet phenomenon. His memes and parodies are among the finest the internet has to offer. Kim Jong-Il? Not so much.
Fear Factor: KJI
Gotta go KJI on this one. Kim Jong-Un is just so satirized that it gets hard to take him seriously.
Overall Picture: KJU
Just gotta love the great leader.
According to my criteria, they're tied. Like two titans of democracy and freedom, equally matched, and equally majestic.
However, I prefer KJU. His overbearing sex-appeal and unprecedented style is just too much.