I read more than enough of the bible to become an atheist! Never mind the ridiculous story of Lot (offereing viergin daughter for rape, getting drunk and having sex with offspring to repopulate???) The scary parts were murder (children, women, homosexuals,) rape, incest, pedophilia, slavery, bestiality and probably much more I don't remember. Nowadays we have something called SCIENCE.
OK, well, it starts with some magic, dust, bones. Lots of crazy stuff happens, lots of wrath - pause for some words of peace, then ends with the biggest bang (that is NO a big bang, cauz that's NOT Godly.)
Here's how I see it: Big man in the sky waves his hands and creates complex life forms, two humans have a whole bunch of kids (which leads to incest which eventually leads to populating the world), big man floods world because he's mad at the puny humans, wars, psychics, a king is born in a stable(!), he lives to about thirty and is executed apparently only for lying, dead guy comes back from the dead, and thousands of years later people still think he's going to come back AGAIN.